Process
Our approach is Collaborative, Transparent, and Results-driven
Phase 1: Discovery – The Merciless Audit
No sugarcoating. No corporate BS. Just truth serum for your chaos.
I start by chainsawing through your workflows to find what’s bleeding your time, cash, and sanity. Think: Six Sigma scalpels + ADHD-grade curiosity. We’ll dissect your tech stack (spoiler: 60% is deadweight), hunt cash leaks, and map where your team’s brilliance collides with soul-crushing friction. No 25-page reports — just a battle plan stained with coffee, red ink, and “holy sh*t why didn’t we fix this sooner?” truths. By day 7, you’ll know exactly what’s choking your ops.
Phase 2: Planning – Punk-Rock Blueprints
Forget 30-day strategy docs. We build live in your messy Mondays.
Your “plan” will read like a manifesto scribbled during a hyperfocus sprint: blunt, urgent, and built to survive your brain’s chaos. I automate 40% of busywork (without fancy tech), hardwire accountability so tasks stop boomeranging to your inbox, and design ADHD-proof rhythms — hyperfocus sprints, not burnout marathons. Collaboration? Hell yes. Zoom theatrics? Not a chance. We’ll code your workflows in real time, like a barista slinging espresso for the sleep-deprived.
Phase 3: Implementation – Trench Warfare
I don’t ghost you with a PDF. We burn sht down together.*
This isn’t handholding — it’s handing you a flamethrower. For 30-90 days, I’m in your Slack/Trello/actual office torching bottlenecks MID-explosion. Teams clinging to “the old way”? Let’s retrain them like a SEAL drill sergeant (clarity > kindness). Tech tantrums? I’ll hammer fixes faster than you can say “PMF” (while decoding Google Analytics for you). Your role? Co-pilot. Not spectator.
Phase 4: Optimization – Progress Warfare
Your ops aren’t museum pieces. We hack them weekly.
Burnout’s for robots. KPIs? We track them like hawks eyeing prey — no vanity metrics. When pivot lightning strikes (it always does), we adapt before your ADHD brain spirals. Expect midnight Slack pings with blunt truths like “KILL THIS PROCESS YESTERDAY,” weekly data grenades, and workflows that flex with your hyperfixations. Compliance? Optional. Momentum? Non-negotiable.